You think you got skills?

Published by GAG, I had a laugh so I thought I would share with The Hip Drop
This was for sale on EBAY the other day, heres exactly what the description said…
“This is a max wicked sick BMX. It’s a Reliance Boomerang and its done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everthing you see including : TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 X wheels, 1 X seat, I will even throw my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks. Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, its an old BMX, but its radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I’m Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worlwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melborne. Throw you hands in the air like you just dont mind.”

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